A new look at horoscopes.

**IamInuit** · 10-30-2013 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by bradlee180

Libra.

And Metal Wild Boar in Chinese horoscope.

Well...

Libra - (September 23 to October 22.)You are the artistic type and have difficulty with reality. Chances of monetary gain are excellent. Like Aries if you are a man you are most likely queer. Most Libra women are prostitutes with extreme leg hair. You forget peoples names and faces. All Libra people die of venereal disease.

**Beanz** · 10-30-2013 07:31 PM

Leo - The Dandy Lion

Grrrrrrrrr

**IamInuit** · 10-30-2013 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by Greenbeanz

Leo - The Dandy Lion

Grrrrrrrrr

Aha....

Leo - (July 23 to August 22.)You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leo people are bullies. You are vain and dislike honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieves and often bed wetters.

**Spicoli** · 10-30-2013 10:15 PM

I'm a cow, or a Bull, depending on the day

. Go figure

**IamInuit** · 10-30-2013 10:25 PM

Originally Posted by Spicoli

I'm a cow, or a Bull, depending on the day

. Go figure

aha

Taurus - (April 20 to May 20.)You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like a bugger. Most people think you are stubborn and bull headed. You often lose your way home.You are communist just like the rest of the herd.

**Spicoli** · 10-30-2013 11:16 PM

Originally Posted by IamInuit

Originally Posted by Spicoli

I'm a cow, or a Bull, depending on the day

. Go figure

aha

Taurus - (April 20 to May 20.)You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like a bugger. Most people think you are stubborn and bull headed. You often lose your way home.You are communist just like the rest of the herd.

HA! Lose your way home! I've been told the practicality is a euphemism for sarcastic offending arsehole

**greynotsoold** · 10-31-2013 01:00 AM

Virgo

**IamInuit** · 10-31-2013 02:05 AM

Originally Posted by greynotsoold

Virgo

lol

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your nitpicking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while making out. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

**Andre** · 10-31-2013 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by IamInuit

Originally Posted by Andre

Im a goat.

I see.

Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. Most Capricorns end up in prison.

Ali.

**IamInuit** · 11-01-2013 10:51 PM

So who's left? No Gemini's as yet.

Gemini - (May 21 to June 20.)You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much from too little. This means you are cheap. Geminis are known for committing incest.