Using dried or "charred" toast as deodorant when you have run out

[brocktonblockbust]

YOu can't really spread the word about it, that's what sucks. If you tell your friend to try it, he will not. Bread is always there for us. People are the issue here, really. An armpit is not a cog in a wheel. Radiation from Fukushima has NOT darkened the orange color of a painted bell in church. Ask a Muslim and he will say that bells are insignificant, and take a loaf and toast it up, lift up your arms and scrunch-crunch-CRUNCH away with a wry grin, a dry gin, a hooli-gan, really, who sparks his opponent late in the 3rd round with an uppercut that was coaxed out of him by Jesus.

Obviously when Marie Antoinette was falsely labeled with saying about the poor; "If they have no bread then give them cake".

She was actually implying these peasants stink like demons and they have gone to far into wretched filth to use just bread as their deodorant .
Fuck the bread we need cake. A cake of cake.

So then they cut her head off anyway for being a soap queen.

yeah Andre I have thought that over, and fuck her soapy asshole I say.