have you ever got a random call by an ex from way back?

[Violent Demise]

I just got a call from an ex i used to date over 10 years ago. You can say it was puppy love but she was the first chick I was really into. Well I was 19 and got sent to jail for the first time and she left me soon after. All I remember is feeling betrayed and I couldnt get her out of my head while locked up. It was such a shitty feeling ..

I forgot about her existence but she just called me out of the blue today . I admit when I realized it was her my heart started pounding but I played it off real cool and acted like I didnt even remember her. At some point, she mentioned what an asshole i used to be and she started getting real mad.shit was random. But She apologized, made small talk and towards the end, she asked me out for dinner.. honestly I felt ackward and was dumbfounded at the same time thinking where does this broad get the nerves to approach me like this.

You think she was just wondering about me or do u th7nk she wants to fuck..

What was your experience like?

this is an easy fuck if you play it funny and use alot of comedy......laugh at yourself and what happened back then, dont show any remorse or hurt or butt-hurt.

You give HER the butt-hurt now, a bit of olive oil goes a long way, she is looking for you or she wouldnt've called. Its all yours. Play it right, light-hearted, nothing too heavy, she needs dick.

Wise words, Brockton.. that's exactly what I intend to do. Tbh honest though, I had trouble sleeping last night because my heart felt tingly.. I started reminiscing those times when we would listen to 98 degrees and backstreet boys in my car while shed give me one of the best heads ever..

But u know what, I already got a girl and i dont need to make moves.. im just gonna stay ice cold like an alpha wolf and if she wants to be my sidepiece, so be it..

I'm a pretend I didn't read that part

[Memphis]

VD you let a woman force her way into your house?

Did you get your own DNA test done?

Backstreet boys This was 100% a dude that called Finito.

[Gandalf]

When I was 9 I was involved in my first serious relationship with a female. Being the child of people who should not have been allowed to have children due to the serious mental trauma inflicted, I was once again being moved to a new school and it was my last day. Upon telling my beloved, she was heartbroken and told me to meet her behind the trees after school so that she could kiss me. I got myself through the remaining lessons and thought about meeting her for a second or two and then just went home. I couldn't be bothered with whatever was going on in her mind. My dog was being torched, I was becoming homeless, and there was some silly tart wanting a peck on the lips. It was all appalling.

Years later I met her in a pub and she was a rather sad and debauched looking mother of 3 children. I thanked my lucky stars that I was so heartless and cruel. I couldn't think of a single word to say and so I ignored her and said nothing. I have other stories too, but they are all grim.

[Fenster]

When I was 9 I was involved in my first serious relationship with a female. Being the child of people who should not have been allowed to have children due to the serious mental trauma inflicted, I was once again being moved to a new school and it was my last day. Upon telling my beloved, she was heartbroken and told me to meet her behind the trees after school so that she could kiss me. I got myself through the remaining lessons and thought about meeting her for a second or two and then just went home. I couldn't be bothered with whatever was going on in her mind. My dog was being torched, I was becoming homeless, and there was some silly tart wanting a peck on the lips. It was all appalling.

Years later I met her in a pub and she was a rather sad and debauched looking mother of 3 children. I thanked my lucky stars that I was so heartless and cruel. I couldn't think of a single word to say and so I ignored her and said nothing. I have other stories too, but they are all grim.

You weren't the "lucky" one.

[Gandalf]

No, maybe not. Reading the Morrissey book, I imagine most working class people to have led equally tragic and miserable lives. I am a patriotic Englishman, I just despise the Queen.

[Julius Rain]

Of course she wants to fuck and or want some money too.

I've never got a call back from any ex cause I change my fuxcking number a lot! You should do the same and move around a lot too!

I've gotten facebook invites from ex and that I don't mind. I would actually send invites to ex too just to see how they looking now and if I can hook up with em again.

Ultimately, remember this. New pussy is always the best pussy! Don't fall for the emotional side, it'll just bring in drama.

[Andre]

When I was 9 I was involved in my first serious relationship with a female. Being the child of people who should not have been allowed to have children due to the serious mental trauma inflicted, I was once again being moved to a new school and it was my last day. Upon telling my beloved, she was heartbroken and told me to meet her behind the trees after school so that she could kiss me. I got myself through the remaining lessons and thought about meeting her for a second or two and then just went home. I couldn't be bothered with whatever was going on in her mind. My dog was being torched, I was becoming homeless, and there was some silly tart wanting a peck on the lips. It was all appalling.

Years later I met her in a pub and she was a rather sad and debauched looking mother of 3 children. I thanked my lucky stars that I was so heartless and cruel. I couldn't think of a single word to say and so I ignored her and said nothing. I have other stories too, but they are all grim.

You weren't the "lucky" one.

Hahaha.

[Andre]

I had a mate who I only see when surfing a certain spot on certain tides, say to me I have a photo of you, you should see, Ill bring it next time.I thought it was a surf shot he took of me out in the water.
About a week or two later he plonks a photo of me and my ex fiance down in my hand and says she still has something for you. It was from when i was in my twenties. It was all folded down and pressed you could tell she had had the thing hidden from her husband behind one of her own photos in a frame. I pointed that out to him and said oh well it looks like from this, she hasnt changed from when we split up for the same reasons.
Dopey bitch.

[Andre]

I had a mate who I only see when surfing a certain spot on certain tides, say to me I have a photo of you, you should see, Ill bring it next time.I thought it was a surf shot he took of me out in the water.
About a week or two later he plonks a photo of me and my ex fiance down in my hand and says she still has something for you. It was from when i was in my twenties. It was all folded down and pressed you could tell she had had the thing hidden from her husband behind one of her own photos in a frame. I pointed that out to him and said oh well it looks like from this, she hasnt changed from when we split up for the same reasons.
Dopey bitch.

I had the same photo in a photo album of my own no need to hid it my misses wasnt that type,she had a couple of photos of some of her ex's too,thats life I didnt care either. Sneaking around isnt married life though.

[Violent Demise]

VD you let a woman force her way into your house?

Did you get your own DNA test done?

Backstreet boys This was 100% a dude that called Finito.

Yeah. She even paid for it

[FinitoElDinamita]

Some good memories man.. Mann u know u used to listen to shit like this during those high school fazes ..

[Memphis]

Mate I assure you, you were on your own with that

[FinitoElDinamita]

Mate I assure you, you were on your own with that

U telling me you never put your windows up and secretly listened to these?



I dont know, I guess im just a moody guy cuz it's all about the mood for me.. Im in a wolf mode at most time but when Im in love, I turn into a fawn and groove to love songs..

[Andre]

Mate I assure you, you were on your own with that

U telling me you never put your windows up and secretly listened to these?



I dont know, I guess im just a moody guy cuz it's all about the mood for me.. Im in a wolf mode at most time but when Im in love, I turn into a fawn and groove to love songs..

So this bloke you are meant to be getting married to, is he into this as well?

[Memphis]

VD you let a woman force her way into your house?

Did you get your own DNA test done?

Backstreet boys This was 100% a dude that called Finito.

Yeah. She even paid for it

Had a similar thing, but this was a 12 year old kid. Did a test, kid wasn't mine. Following weekend the woman was out on the piss and I started getting text messages about how unhappy she was so I invited her round for cheering up. Played it safe this time, fucked her up the bum.