I would put it on my mortgage and say I had been saving since I was an infant!

Then I'd sell the coke and and do my house up so it doesn't come out my pocket and boom sell the house get a cheaper house and have no mortgage and then life is easy and I can work part time and have money.
To me holidays are a way the government get you to think you are getting away only to come back to the norm slave tax life.

Terrorism is a clever way of taking the working mans eye off the government and tax world