Quote Originally Posted by bzkfn View Post
Tampered cup of coffee eh? Might be the worst possible defence ever. Should have said:

He tripped and fell in his kitchen and hit his head on the countertop. As he lay there motionless with his mouth open, the impact of him hitting the countertop caused his friend's amphetamine tablets to fall over (and said friend hadn't screwed the top on properly) leaving the bottle rolling before the tablets fell into the open, unconscious mouth of Kenny Anderson.
Dude! You you should he a writer for Disney! That was much more entertaining than the first excuse. Hell, if he had used your excuse they might have given him a pass in appreciation of his audacious set of balls. You never can tell.