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This is the only porn star I'd marry,



She's there when I need her at a moments notice and never talks back. Most importantly she never leaves my side and at times rides along in my front pocket.

Low Maintenance.
Does your girlfriend have a sister?
Yeah a twin! they go tag team on him at times and even slap him around some