That was really cool

It reminds me of this time i went on a date and i was feeling a bit ill, you know?

anyway were sat talking and i'm not comfy at all, ifelt like shite. in the end i excused my self and went to the toilet. In birmingham all the bogs have toilet attendants and i was just thinking this guy is gonna here everything. Any way i off loaded the lumpy gravy fast as poss to get back to my date, thinking it's outta my system now i can enjoy the evening. seriously 30 mins later i had to excuse myself again. And pretty much the same thing happened, only this time after i washed my hands i walked towards the door to leave, and there was my date, in the gents, waiting for me. i was paranoid as fuck! had she just heard all that!?!?