Any good jokes ????

[Andre]

When a women gets a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun, But when a guy orders a 240 volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticised anus with non drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he's called a pervert?

How do you know all the ins and outs of the fuckmaster pro 5000?

[Master]

When a women gets a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun, But when a guy orders a 240 volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticised anus with non drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he's called a pervert?

How do you know all the ins and outs of the fuckmaster pro 5000?

Because he has the next model down.

[Xwetie]

Strong headwinds onboard flight 180. Merry Christmas

[Xwetie]

[roberto duran legend]

Paddy texts his wife from the pub. " Mary, i am just having one more pint with the lads.
If not back in 20 minutes read this message again.

[Master]

Paddy texts his wife from the pub. " Mary, i am just having one more pint with the lads.
If not back in 20 minutes read this message again.

That reminds me there is an new Indian beer that is called kushni which means nothing in Punjabi so when the wife says what have you drunk you can reply kushni.

[FinitoElDinamita]

How was breakdancing invented?


By this one black guy who was trying to steal hubcaps from a moving car.

[Andre]

Strong headwinds onboard flight 180. Merry Christmas

Thats the Head stewardess.

[Violent Demise]

Strong headwinds onboard flight 180. Merry Christmas

Based on that pink shirt, I have no doubt she dropped a quarter and is just picking it up

[goti71]

What's worse than a male chauvinist prick?

A woman who won't do what she's told.

[Stickgrappler]

In honor of Chuck Norris' 74th Birthday today:

• Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days
• Chuck Norris doesn't blow out birthday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.

[Master]

Why are fish scared of computers? It is because they hate the net.

I have a book called annoying jokes, so there is plenty more where that comes from.