1. David Cameron develops a fourth chin.
2. Julian Assange finishes building his tunnel to Ecuador.
3. James Toney knocks out Roy Jones Jnr.
4. Liverpool win the Premier league.
5. Bilbo makes a comeback and summarily leaves again.
6. Floyd Mayweather will fight Charlie Zelenoff.
7. Ricky Hatton writes a book entitled 'My life since my second book: The whole 12 months'.
8. Mother Theresa ends her time in purgatory and summarily goes to hell as 'God is random like that'.
9. Water will become more opaque.
10. The reason for Prince Harry being a ginger will be all the scandal.