Justin Bieber is Miley Cyrus

[El Kabong]

Can't be true I thought Miley was already 'Special Jack'?

[Gandalf]

Possibly. Definitely something wrong with the both of them, so it might be better that they are just the same person. Miley's transformation into pop-whore is something Bilbo would have loved.

[IamInuit]

They should castrate the little tard punk so he cant pass the seed. 5'7" 120 pounds soaking wet racing around smoking weed and egging the neighbours house. Real gangsta. With his father along for the ride. Hey Justin your doing it wrong. I'd like to pull his pants down and spank him in public. The little skank Cyrus will probably end up looking like Bob Geldofs daughter. While I'm spilling off on the spoiled millionaire pimply face baby narcissists I would like to add Nickleback. Thee worst band Canada has ever produced. I'd love to crash one of their top 40 same chord over and over again concerts with sleeping gas.

Ok I'm done. Carry on lol.

[X]

funny, here we have a teeny idol who has to deal with the fact his audience are getting older and, presumably, more discerning. So he has to appeal to them as they change from being adoring 11 year old, and go through puberty.

Surprise surprise, he gets in the press for rebellious, sulky teen behaviour .... Which is just the stage of life his fans are going through.

He gets done for speeding while DUI .... But it later transpires that he was not over the limit for driving, that his entourage had blocked off all the roads so nobody else was around, and he is 'speeding' at about 55mph (in a 200mph Lamborghini, for fucks sake)

Ever get the feeling you're being manipulated, people? And that you're falling for it?

[IamInuit]

That entire Bieber thing was staged. Soon a white glove will appear.

[Master]

That entire Bieber thing was staged. Soon a white glove will appear.

If that glove went up his ass that would be hilarious.