BASSTURDS!
those cops were mad cause I was wearing an American flag on my jacket and no I did not ger raped just hosed

I mean hosed down...I mean I real hose...the green type...with water....I was washed down.....cause the cops thought I smelled like an animal.......I ended up killing the guy who hosed me...I mean washed me down....err....how can I explain this without sounding ghey....

needless to say I killed a lot of people over this