Favourite Football Players

[Gandalf]

George Best, Kenny Dalglish, Paul Gacoigne, Luis Suarez, Elvis Presley, Mr Messi, Terry Butcher, Pat Butcher, Alan Hansen, John Barnes, Pele, Socrates, Plato, Zeus, John Fashanu, Steven Gerrard, and of course, James Toney.

[Memphis]

Neville Southall in goal, Mick Quinn up front. Everyone else can fuck off and sit on the bench. If fat Mick doesnt do the business up top we'll settle for a nil nil draw.

[Master]

Neville Southall in goal, Mick Quinn up front. Everyone else can fuck off and sit on the bench. If fat Mick doesnt do the business up top we'll settle for a nil nil draw.

Fat Neville and fat Mick, all you need is Molby in midfield.

[Kirkland Laing]

Peter Shilton

Mark Dennis
Claudio Gentile
Daniel Passarella
Joe Bolton

Will think about the midfield and forwards. Nobody is going to be doing any scoring against my team anyway.

[Master]

Peter Shilton

Mark Dennis
Claudio Gentile
Daniel Passarella
Joe Bolton

Will think about the midfield and forwards. Nobody is going to be doing any scoring against my team anyway.

Not heard of your defence?

[Kirkland Laing]

Peter Shilton

Mark Dennis
Claudio Gentile
Daniel Passarella
Joe Bolton

Will think about the midfield and forwards. Nobody is going to be doing any scoring against my team anyway.

Not heard of your defence?

Gentile played for Juventus and Italy. Passarella was captain of Argentina when they won the World Cup in 1978. The other two were well known in English football in the eighties. No nonsense kind of players.

[smashup]

Peter Shilton

Mark Dennis
Claudio Gentile
Daniel Passarella
Joe Bolton

Will think about the midfield and forwards. Nobody is going to be doing any scoring against my team anyway.

My attacking players would stroll through that quartet of wank with ease.

Would be like a game of 3 and in

[Beanflicker]

Pele!

[Beanflicker]

And the Hand of God guy... those are the two footballers I know!