If Floyd took a dump...

[p4pking]

If you took a dump, put it on the moon, and looked at it through a telescope backwards, you'd see something far greater than the merit of this thread.

[bradlee180]

"If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you." - Chuck Norris, Code of Silence, 1985.

[p4pking]

"If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you to the john and watch you take a leak" - Steven Martin, Planes Trains and Automobiles, 1987.

[bradlee180]

"I crap bigger than you." - Jack Palance, City Slickers, 1991.

[p4pking]

"If I had a dog with a face like yours, I would shave its ass, and teach it to walk backwards" - Christian Slater, Gleaming the cube, 1989.

[bradlee180]

"You can't touch me, you're not man enough. I'll eat your @$$hole alive, you b!t<h ! F*<k you, you ho !" - Mike Tyson, Tyson/Lewis press conference, 2002.

[Spicoli]

"I like Turtles" Jonathan 'Zombie kid' Ware, Rose Festival 2007

[bradlee180]

"Well Stu, I'll tell you, surfing's not a sport, it's a way of life, it's no hobby. It's a way of looking at that wave and saying, 'Hey bud, huh, let's party!' " - Jeff Spicoli, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, 1982.

[Beanflicker]

"If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you to the john and watch you take a leak" - Steven Martin, Planes Trains and Automobiles, 1987.

LOL well played

[Master]

“Tell him I can only deal with one s*** at a time” Winston Churchill on being disturbed in his toilet by a call from the Lord Privy Seal.