Dog Bite

[Dia bando]

How many of you have been bit by a dog, how did you react.!
I have been bit a good few times, by different breeds.

Mate, what the hell are you doing to get bitten so often??

In the wrong place at the wrong time, that's how it happens I remember being in a friends house
sitting down drinking a cup of tea, I was talking to him his dog just come up to me and sank it's teeth
into me, I lost it kicked it around the room. I told him she is a bad one put her down, he did not he
paid the price it badly bit his arm, he ended up putting it down.
I was walking to the pub this dog snuck up behind me and bit my leg, it was an old dulux dog twat.
Hunting one day ferreting, rabbit bolts into the net dogs go for the rabbit I'm hold the rabbit guess
what I get bit Ha, they were hunting dogs and I am holding there rabbit.