Dog Bite

[Dia bando]

Some of the owners of a dog that has bit some one, say really fucking stupid things like he's never
done that before,! you don't say,!.
I have had a good few dogs and breeds, in my time they have different traits and mannerisms,
a tip I give people is even the most mild mannered and placid of dogs can turn.
People should remember this, children can be horrid with dogs pocking pulling kicking etc, I
have a black Lab , he has a fantastic temperament and a 5 year old grand daughter, now
at her age she understands how to treat him nicely,

Some dogs I've had would not tolerate, any humbugging the worst were Jack Russell's the gits
fiery independent wont fucking do as they told, but a dog with character.
Remember there is only one Master in the house, and that's you not the dog also bad owners are a fault, in most cases but when them teeth are sinking into you, who's fault well you think this fucking hurts.

[Andre]

Ha. "Hes never done that before".

To the ear of the victim..."Well it cant be my fault, you must smell of ass or something ."

"Ha is that right? Ive never bitch slapped someone on the street before ".

[Spicoli]

Owners are often in denial and frankly, full of shat about some of the dogs instincts and traits. Its amazing how often they..well...LIE about a pet "He's never had fleas"..."He's only been acting like this for a day"..."He doesn't bite"...BULLSHIT I find the most iffy and prone time to see a dog act the ass is in the company of -some- owners when trying to work with or examine etc. Its about enviroment and they retreat to protect or comfort and get nothing but mixed signals, get scattered. Way too many newbies get tagged trying to reach into a owners 'zone' and bring a pet out .

[La Cucaracha]

I like a little dog that if it goes off I can f-ck it up

[Andre]

I like a little dog that if it goes off I can f-ck it up

Eww disgusting, up what?

[Memphis]

"He's only playing" As dog walks of up the road with your arm.

I think I told you mentals about my neighbours dodgy dogs and them bitting. They got taken away from her, I suspect to be destroyed. She made no effort to look after them, not the dogs fault, they were couped up like hamsters for all but a couple of minutes of the day and when let out used to go off like rockets, cant blame them really. Unfortunately one too many times there was someone in the wrong place at the wrong time when they were let out.

[Master]

Did you watch the crufts show? That was so good I thought of getting a golden retriever which came 3rd.