Dog Bite

**Spicoli** · 03-09-2014 12:20 AM

Owners are often in denial and frankly, full of shat about some of the dogs instincts and traits. Its amazing how often they..well...LIE about a pet

"He's never had fleas"..."He's only been acting like this for a day"..."He doesn't bite"...BULLSHIT

I find the most iffy and prone time to see a dog act the ass is in the company of -some- owners when trying to work with or examine etc. Its about enviroment and they retreat to protect or comfort and get nothing but mixed signals, get scattered. Way too many newbies get tagged trying to reach into a owners 'zone' and bring a pet out

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**La Cucaracha** · 03-09-2014 04:37 AM

I like a little dog that if it goes off I can f-ck it up

**Andre** · 03-10-2014 11:29 AM

Originally Posted by La Cucaracha

I like a little dog that if it goes off I can f-ck it up

Eww disgusting, up what?

**Memphis** · 03-10-2014 01:18 PM

"He's only playing" As dog walks of up the road with your arm.

I think I told you mentals about my neighbours dodgy dogs and them bitting. They got taken away from her, I suspect to be destroyed. She made no effort to look after them, not the dogs fault, they were couped up like hamsters for all but a couple of minutes of the day and when let out used to go off like rockets, cant blame them really. Unfortunately one too many times there was someone in the wrong place at the wrong time when they were let out.

**Master** · 03-10-2014 07:00 PM

Did you watch the crufts show? That was so good I thought of getting a golden retriever which came 3rd.

**Kirkland Laing** · 03-10-2014 07:22 PM

I used to have a milk round on a really hard estate in Sunderland in the seventies. Every other house had a German Shepherd back when they were the hardest dogs. All the houses had big gardens and all the dogs lived outside in a kennel. You could get in and out and get the milk on the step in the mornings relatively trouble-free. Friday night after school was money collection night. Yeah.

Then a couple of years of going life and death with psychopathic Alsatians half a dozen times a week Dobermans came to Sunderland and everybody started getting them instead. Ever looked at a Doberman close up? It's an eighty pound missile shaped body on fucking fast legs and just a gigantic set of teeth at the business end. Basically an efficient transportation system for a big set of gnashers.

I have very few visible scars from this period of my life considering. Just a few small ones on my fingers and a couple of clamp marks on my arms that you have to really look for to see. I've got boxer dogs now and they're just not interested in biting you. You can take food out of their mouths, pull their tongue out of their mouths to stuff pills down their throats, drag them away from their food bowls by their tails when they're eating and they just look at you. They are very good at guarding stuff though. I'm pretty sure they'd bite the fuck out of any burglars.

**Andre** · 03-10-2014 10:21 PM

Originally Posted by Kirkland Laing

I used to have a milk round on a really hard estate in Sunderland in the seventies. Every other house had a German Shepherd back when they were the hardest dogs. All the houses had big gardens and all the dogs lived outside in a kennel. You could get in and out and get the milk on the step in the mornings relatively trouble-free. Friday night after school was money collection night. Yeah.

Then a couple of years of going life and death with psychopathic Alsatians half a dozen times a week Dobermans came to Sunderland and everybody started getting them instead. Ever looked at a Doberman close up? It's an eighty pound missile shaped body on fucking fast legs and just a gigantic set of teeth at the business end. Basically an efficient transportation system for a big set of gnashers.

I have very few visible scars from this period of my life considering. Just a few small ones on my fingers and a couple of clamp marks on my arms that you have to really look for to see. I've got boxer dogs now and they're just not interested in biting you. You can take food out of their mouths, pull their tongue out of their mouths to stuff pills down their throats, drag them away from their food bowls by their tails when they're eating and they just look at you. They are very good at guarding stuff though. I'm pretty sure they'd bite the fuck out of any burglars.

I love boxers. Do you spar with them? Mine loved it,I miss one still even after nearly 20 years. Got pugaliers now they came out like miniature red boxers.