What's worse than a male chauvinist prick?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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What's worse than a male chauvinist prick?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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In honor of Chuck Norris' 74th Birthday today:
- Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days
- Chuck Norris doesn't blow out birthday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Why are fish scared of computers? It is because they hate the net.
I have a book called annoying jokes, so there is plenty more where that comes from.
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The South African police have said that Oscar Pistorius may get the electric chair.
If you ask me he was fucking dangerous enough on a pair of stilts, never mind
giving the bastard a mobility scooter.
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Two Pub landlords talking, one says to the other you always have a fantastic looking bar maid,
why the guy says because a fucking ugly one cost the same price.
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A man walks into a bar with a backpack. He unzips the pack and takes out a mini piano. He then takes out a 12" man. The man begins to play the piano beautifully.
The bartender walks up the the man and says "Gee, where did you get the little man?" the guy hands him a magic lamp and says "rub it and make a wish.
The bartender rubs it and says "I wish I had a Million Bucks!"
*POOF* a million Ducks come marching into the bar.
The bartender looks at the man and says "I think you lamp is broken".
The man in return says "Yah. Do you really think i asked for a 12" pianist?"
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3 guys are walking on the beach. One finds a lamp and out comes a genie. Genie gives them each one wish.
First guy says "I wish my penis were 6 inches longer." Genie grants his wish.
Next guy says "I wish my penis were a foot longer." Genie grants his wish.
Third guy says "I wish my penis touched the ground." So the genie cut off his legs.
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How do you tell if a midget is on her period?
She keeps tripping over the string.
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