I got a few jokes might be a bit rough though! so be prepared!

Some incest jokes

A guy calls the job.
-I can not come today, I'm sick.
How sick are you?
I'm home and fucking my sister, how sick is that?

My sister says to her brother when they have sex: "Damn you're better than Dad!", Whereupon his brother replies, "I know, thats what my mom says too".


A girl asks her dad if she can go on camps.
- Okay, replies the father, but then you have to suck me off.
She goes along with it and starts but aborts soon.
- UAH! It tastes the poo!
- Yes, but your little brother wanted so badly to have a new skateboard.


Two Jews lie in ambush at a bridge that they'll blow up and waiting for Hitler to go by. Hours pass, one Jew bursts:
"Hope nothing didn't happened to him!"

At the airport immigration office:

-NAME?
-Muhjmatil al Ahmed!
-SEX?
-Three times a week!
-I MEANE MALE OR FEMALE?
-Doesn't matter. Sometimes even with a camel


The claimant to the blind man:
- are you stupid? you can't blow up your barbara doll here!
- Ohh fuck .. Then I fucked my inflatable boat all summer ..