Oscar Pistorius - The Trial Begins

[Andre]

This prosecuting Lawyer is ripping him to shreds, he's known as the Rottweiler.

Pistorius claims he spoke to his Girlfriend in the bedroom when he thought he heard an intruder?

He thought that she was safe then approached the bathroom with his gun.

Im no legal genius but how did she get into the bathroom without him noticing? Lol

I want to know if he made the time to sit on his bed and get his false legs on or if he shuffled out to the dunny on his stumps and couldnt peek up through the key hole or something?

I know Im a prick, but its relevant.

If he got out of the sack and sat there and fitted his legs on he must have looked in the bed and not seen her.

[Kirkland Laing]

The idiot changed his evidence today in the middle of the trial. Looks like he's shot himself in the foot.

It finally came out what their last argument was about. Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door but his girlfriend was dead against it.

[Master]

Hearing the evidence today I am begging to think he may have done something wrong.

That prosecutor is killing Oscar.

[X]

Well, Oscar has now been released on house arrest and will spend the next five years living at his uncle's house.

I bet his uncle is shitting himself.

Because it's safer than going to the toilet.

[X]

Whats The difference between Oscar Pistorius and Donald Trump?

At least Oscar doesn't put his foot in his mouth every time he opens it.

[Master]

Well he got caught eventually. If you went to shoot someone then you had intent to harm.