Why am I yellow?

[Andre]

[Gandalf]

I am not yellow and likewise refute the allegations that we are in a gang. We are a legitimate political entity and use thought and words as a means of terrorizing the masses. There is nothing gang like in this approach and entire ministries have been built around such strategies. I am disheartened to see Walrus being attacked in such a manner by the uncouth masses and will have to consult with the rest of the party about a suitable approach for dealing with this distressing situation. As a party we try to present a unified approach, but occasionally members will say things about being yellow. I believe it to be an innocent statement and in no way should Walrus be removed for being a racist. We don't exist within the parameters of the bullshit media. We will accept statements of colour even if it is a specific colour like yellow.