One time we were driving by a corn field late @ night.
I saw this powerful glow about 100 yards into the field.
Stopped my truck & got out & walked towards the mysterious bright glow.
I've seen enough fucking space ship movies to know a space ship when I think I might see one.
I walked out there expecting to meet aliens & tell them that we are friendly here in the_Ohio.
Turns out it was a fucking high dollar John Deere farming thingy with hundreds of lights working all night to cutivate the crops (or whatever those farmers do)
He was as surprised as as I was seeing me waving my arms around in a non-aggressive manner!
I think he thought I was alien as much as I thought he was.
You are an alien <---- ----> Nuh-uh, you are an alien

Then I went back to the truck hammered Cindy Hopper in the bed of my truck by the light of the farm implement until we had mutual orgasm.

The End.