Peaches Geldof has died

**Gandalf** · 05-05-2014 06:00 PM

I take back the 'eating of the forehead' comment. Why would I eat such a disgusting fatty man's head? I would be immediately sick.

**Gandalf** · 05-05-2014 06:15 PM

I'm in leader mode here and I am serious. Get me in a room with Cameron and see a debate of reality. I haven't lived there for years, but I am in touch far more than this man. I have lived on the streets, I know what the UK is, Cameron has no experience of this. Any of it. The man thinks a property bubble can perpetuate a hoax. It is sad that people like this are the serious votes. I honestly think people would be inspired if the likes of me and Ryan could really run amok amongst the electorate. Face to face and no bullshit. Who listens to twats in Eton voices with weak suits?

**Gandalf** · 05-05-2014 06:56 PM

I would splatter Cameron onto a wall and change the world. However, I don't know where my team is right now and so I am less confident. My factual knowledge is great and I know that, but without team support I am little. Yo team, where did you go? Was it another setup?

I am hurt. I thought we had the greatest worldbeating system set up. It was a nothing system. I lost.

**Master** · 05-05-2014 07:09 PM

Cameron is a very ignorant man who has never worked in a real job in his life. He has gone to boarding school, and surrounded himself with the exact same men around him. They are so far out of touch with the common man that they will not know what hits them when they lose the election.

**Gandalf** · 05-05-2014 07:18 PM

Originally Posted by Master

Cameron is a very ignorant man who has never worked in a real job in his life. He has gone to boarding school, and surrounded himself with the exact same men around him. They are so far out of touch with the common man that they will not know what hits them when they lose the election.

Exactly. But to lose to Labour is not enough. Both of those parties are criminal.

The UK are a lot I should give up on. It makes me very sad. I love my country more than any could and it breaks my heart. I can't handle these long term feelings. I need a long break.

**p4pking** · 05-06-2014 03:54 AM

Tell you what Miles. Instead of drinking some pints on the weekend, why don't you start shooting heroin and tell us how much more socially acceptable you feel in a few months. How easy it is to avoid the stuff during weekdays, how much more your wife appreciates you, and so on. No offence man, but I suspect if you had ever tried the stuff, or were close to a single person addicted to it, you wouldn't dream of spouting that fucking nonsense. Burroughs is a man who shot his wife in the head while trying to merely shoot something right on top of her head. Perhaps his judgement isn't a terrific benchmark to go by

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Saying alcohol and nicotine kill more people than heroin is like saying cows kill more people than sharks. It's completely true, yet so hopelessly besides the point.

**Gandalf** · 05-14-2014 05:17 PM

I disagree. I think a life of free heroin rather than a life of free alcohol would do wonders in my case. An addict of junk can live a very well and long life, the life of a drunkard is almost always a limited one. The addict gets his bad rep from a life of crime to feed the habit. Take away that and you have a man that is far more hidden, private and safe than your standard junkie. It's the boozers who break teeth and get into fights. At heart I am designed for junk with my avoid the world Syd Barret lifestyle.

**jahmez** · 05-24-2014 02:50 AM

Originally Posted by p4pking

Tell you what Miles. Instead of drinking some pints on the weekend, why don't you start shooting heroin and tell us how much more socially acceptable you feel in a few months. How easy it is to avoid the stuff during weekdays, how much more your wife appreciates you, and so on. No offence man, but I suspect if you had ever tried the stuff, or were close to a single person addicted to it, you wouldn't dream of spouting that fucking nonsense. Burroughs is a man who shot his wife in the head while trying to merely shoot something right on top of her head. Perhaps his judgement isn't a terrific benchmark to go by

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Saying alcohol and nicotine kill more people than heroin is like saying cows kill more people than sharks. It's completely true, yet so hopelessly besides the point.

Epic fucking post haha