Signs that you are getting older

[Spicoli]

Standing in line at the store in a 20 or less line...counting your basket at 28 and the getting out of line

Old or pussified..or courteous. Who knows.

[Dia bando]

Well I made a balls up had to reformat my lap top, forgot all my passwords can't remember were
I put my note book with them all in.
Is this my life to come memory loss , never mind at lest my balls are in a bag.

[Master]

When you do more gardening and the weeds start tiring and beating you.

[Gandalf]

When, despite the latest health kick, your body falls apart regardless. I was in the hospital with an eye infection today and being a typical man I decided to ignore my horrible red eye for 5 days. I'm also sneezing like a madman, so the doctors assume it is some kind of allergy. I've had the sneezing before, but never a red eye. It is like something from Watership Down. A rabbit possessed with the spirit of The Terminator. It's not a good look.

[Beanz]

Hay fever is not quite the same as your body falling apart. The hospital? :-)

[Gandalf]

Yes, I think hayfever was responsible for the sneezing and don't see the connection to my eyes, but I assume they know more than me. I have had sneezing fits a lot in recent years, so that didn't trouble me. I didn't want to go to hospital, but that one eye was nasty looking and just wasn't going away. It is still quite red. I assumed it was tiredness on getting back from Japan late and swilling my Asahi cans until dawn, but several days later and it getting worse, suggests it wasn't only tiredness. The drops have made it less red, but it still looks pretty revolting with the veins red and puffy. It's a shame as my eyes are one of about 3 appealing aspects of my appearance and with one of them gone, I am down to my jackets and hands, and in truth the nails could use a clipping too.

[Master]

You may have an infection in the eye, drops should sort it out.

[brocktonblockbust]

There could also be an infection in the drops and his eye should sort it out.

[Dia bando]

I have never considered dyeing my hair, grow old with some grace any how I think
you look a twat, 54 with jet black hair.

[Spicoli]

I have never considered dyeing my hair, grow old with some grace any how I think
you look a twat, 54 with jet black hair.

Don't do it man I hear that salt & pepper is in. But now I look like someone sprinkled a few broken twigs over a field of snow
No dye job, instead I just keep it high and tight. Frankly hate hair but I look like a Goonies Sloth when bald..delicate balance

[Master]

I have never considered dyeing my hair, grow old with some grace any how I think
you look a twat, 54 with jet black hair.

Don't do it man I hear that salt & pepper is in. But now I look like someone sprinkled a few broken twigs over a field of snow
No dye job, instead I just keep it high and tight. Frankly hate hair but I look like a Goonies Sloth when bald..delicate balance

Shave the whole thing off.

[boyla]

You can not get an erection while drunk.
Shit getting closer to 30 sucks

I understand whiskey dick now, btw you can get an erection, but it isn't a full erection, wtf am I posting.

[Beanz]

You can not get an erection while drunk.
Shit getting closer to 30 sucks

I understand whiskey dick now, btw you can get an erection, but it isn't a full erection, wtf am I posting.

Last four words make this post an instant classic.

[Master]

When you can remember all the top fighters not having any tattoos.

[greynotsoold]

In my spam box the other day, I swear I saw mail from dentures.com