Signs that you are getting older

[Master]

When you do more gardening and the weeds start tiring and beating you.

[Gandalf]

When, despite the latest health kick, your body falls apart regardless. I was in the hospital with an eye infection today and being a typical man I decided to ignore my horrible red eye for 5 days. I'm also sneezing like a madman, so the doctors assume it is some kind of allergy. I've had the sneezing before, but never a red eye. It is like something from Watership Down. A rabbit possessed with the spirit of The Terminator. It's not a good look.