I Wish I Had A Goat

[Andre]

A sheep maybe better,sort of like a ride on.

About 15 dollars to poison the lot with roundup some Italians around here do it if they cant afford concrete.
I went down to the skip outside the local carpet shop and got a weeks worth of old nylon carpet and carpeted over my whole front lawn once, cause it was full of onion grass that comes up from about a foot down, then i went to the tip who sell trailer loads of mulch for cheap cause they always shred trees and sell the left overs and covered the whole lot. It lasted for years over 15! its still there I drive past sometimes.We sold the joint,one little tree had died but looked sort of good so I sprayed it a green color with an old can of paint instead of throwing it out before we moved (thats gone).

[greynotsoold]

A sheep maybe better,sort of like a ride on.

About 15 dollars to poison the lot with roundup some Italians around here do it if they cant afford concrete.
I went down to the skip outside the local carpet shop and got a weeks worth of old nylon carpet and carpeted over my whole front lawn once, cause it was full of onion grass that comes up from about a foot down, then i went to the tip who sell trailer loads of mulch for cheap cause they always shred trees and sell the left overs and covered the whole lot. It lasted for years over 15! its still there I drive past sometimes.We sold the joint,one little tree had died but looked sort of good so I sprayed it a green color with an old can of paint instead of throwing it out before we moved (thats gone).

Andre, that is all work. I am trying to avoid work. I think I am about two steps from robbing banks to pay to have my lawn mowed.

[Andre]

Have to pay some kid.

[Andre]

One spray of roundup on a summers day and its no more mowing mate. cheap way out,if you dont go out there, who cares.

[greynotsoold]

Have to pay some kid.

When I moved here, my girl had a 12 year old kid and I figured my mowing days were done. "Mow or starve", you know? Round-up seems like a good call. If my dog ever went outside, that might bother her. Since she is the canine equivalent of an indoor cat, it will probably be ok.

[Andre]

It soaks into the roots after a couple of days through photosynthesis just have to have the sun out and no rain for a few days then it works. It doesnt stay there. Theres a cheaper one out here in a large red container dont know what you have there?
I just typed in photosynthesis without spell checker, what a hero I was shocked to look up and not see it underlined in red,theres hope for me yet .

[Beanz]

Rich wishes he had a sheep

Lennox had a goat, before he put it in the curry.

Brock dresses up as a goat on special anniversaries

I am pretty sure Spicoli probably once had a billy goat beard but probably tired of badly behaved animals taking him for one of them

I can totally see Andre taking a goat surfing

NVSemin probably.....


smote a goat
from John 'o' groats
ran the length of Britain
on porridge oats

I often wonder if Jesus is actually responsible for infanticide or merely accidental animal roadkill. When we were kids we used to sing to the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar

"Jesus Christ
Superstar
came round the bend on a yamaha
pulled a skid
killed a KID
knackered his nuts on the handlebars


I actually forget the words to this and so Google them on Google and the search threw up this in an interesting vortex like self reflecting Star Trek thingy ma jig

http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxingfor...ng-crowds.html


Ron is watching, so master...

stop stroking your goat
and deal with the scrot
Nuclear assault sung
Hang the pope

[Master]

I hate mowing the lawn so tricked by son to do it because I said it would increase his strength and muscles.