I Wish I Had A Goat

[Beanz]

Rich wishes he had a sheep

Lennox had a goat, before he put it in the curry.

Brock dresses up as a goat on special anniversaries

I am pretty sure Spicoli probably once had a billy goat beard but probably tired of badly behaved animals taking him for one of them

I can totally see Andre taking a goat surfing

NVSemin probably.....


smote a goat
from John 'o' groats
ran the length of Britain
on porridge oats

I often wonder if Jesus is actually responsible for infanticide or merely accidental animal roadkill. When we were kids we used to sing to the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar

"Jesus Christ
Superstar
came round the bend on a yamaha
pulled a skid
killed a KID
knackered his nuts on the handlebars


I actually forget the words to this and so Google them on Google and the search threw up this in an interesting vortex like self reflecting Star Trek thingy ma jig

http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxingfor...ng-crowds.html


Ron is watching, so master...

stop stroking your goat
and deal with the scrot
Nuclear assault sung
Hang the pope

[Master]

I hate mowing the lawn so tricked by son to do it because I said it would increase his strength and muscles.

[Spicoli]

My hatred of mowing the lawn stems from childhood as my ol man would make us use a push blade cutter..the kind from the 1920's...on crab grass ffs. We had to edge with a shovel and sheers. No weed whackers. Foot by foot down the sidewalk...no more than a 1' gap. It got so bad neighbors thought I was hired help and had a business, not living there haha! I had The Great Santini of lawn care in charge

Anyway, make it into a massive rock garden? Or go to Home Depot and hire a couple of fellas in the parking lot? Riding mower, ice chest on the back