Derren Bworn is playing at the mayflower in southampton and the IBM club are offering dicount tickets for employees who hoo!

Shame i can't stand the whispy haired s*** kicking creep!

Nah seriously he's pretty phenomenal.

Missy...i dont use those chat up lines. I am just saying they work down here in pompey. I was in chicago rock on saturday night and the amount of filthy trollops that rolled in before i left was amazing. They all had interesting faces though.

A better line from him might have been he came and talked to you because he thought you had a friendly face and then worked it from there. Once 'in' he could have worked it around and maybe talked about the colour of your eyes in a subtle way so as not to scare you off but make you feel like you have lovely eyes. Once he had a certain amount of 'buy in' and your immediate guard drops a bit he has a number of avenues to explore as you become more open to conversation.

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