ross its ya birthday

[Andre]

Sorry, didn't get a notification for this even though iv been tagged!?

Thank you very much!

Held a barbecue at the mother in laws. Nice big garden with a pool. Hired a bouncy castle.

The bouncy castle was well used and my missus said she hadn't even had a go on it in the evening so turned it back on a load of is jumped back on. I get off to have another drink and after a couple of minutes its deflating.

The fucking dog tore a huge hole in the side of it and now I'm the proud owner of a ripped bouncy castle at the cost of £500.....

Fix it up and go into business against the cock heads who refused to.

Im going to repair it but as its an adult one more than a kiddies, I don't think ill bother hiring it out otherwise it will just get wrecked every time. Unless I take a deposit of £100 or something every time it goes out.

Thats the go. Make some cash.

Or you could glue an little outboard to it and be the first person to cross the channel in an X rated blow up castle,you'd be world famous overnight.