Should Scotland stay in the UK?

[Gandalf]

Oh well, he's a man that women should probably avoid, but he is hardly Tony Blair. Anyway, GB, I would hardly call Connery one of my heroes. Jason Bourne, for example, is much better than James Bond.

Come on Scotland, don't let the careerist shites try and bribe away your future. They never keep their promises, so do the right thing for your country. You will eventually become like England if you don't and Englands apathy is not your responsibility. Threats, bullying and empty promises is all the bankrupt London mafia has.

[superheavyrhun]

There are rumours that truckloads of Irn-Bru, Buckfast and Wham Bars have been making their way south of the border to try and create an artificial shortage in Scotland so that the Scots don't have the energy to make it to the polls. David Cameron has officially confirmed that he would be heartbroken if the Scottish people would deprive themselves of these basic ingredients to human survival by voting Yes.

Black market cans of Irn-Bru trading at around £14 Scottish Pounds each at the present moment in time.

[Beanz]

I swear Miles if you open up a post by saying "Aye" one more time you should be punished by being sent to live in Easterhouse indefinitely.

[Gandalf]

I am trying to get into the Scottish frame of mind. Get into the spirit, you old stick in the mud!

Go Scotland, free yourself from the tyranny of financiers who even want to profit from your sickness and who merrily kill sick people because they won't work for free. After all life is work and the corporation deserves your soul! Reject all the horror of the past 30 years and say 'Yes' to freedom. Then in course, dump the pound, have a referendum on the monarchy, screw the EU hellhole, and sell your whiskey, sausages, and tartan to a world that will buy even more as we like what you are trying to do. You will have tourists to see your beautiful country and you will have exports the envy of the world over. Dump RBS as they are insolvent. Let them move to the city of corruption. Why would you want such a fraud? Start your own community banking, maybe use Bitcoin as a main currency and become the centre of a new finance or start your own currency. The options are many and plentiful and rarely am I positive, but I have no hesitation in asking you to vote 'Yes'.

You can do it Scotland, you can do it. Don't miss this beautiful opportunity. All the fear mongers and naysayers are just jealous, they too want to be free. You can actually do it!