My wife has been having an affair with Usain Bolt. He is in big trouble when I catch him.
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My wife has been having an affair with Usain Bolt. He is in big trouble when I catch him.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
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“How’s the diet going?” I asked the wife
“Not good” she responded.
“I had an egg for breakfast”.
“Fried?” I probed
“No, Cadbury’s”.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
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My wife has just nominated me to do the ice bucket challenge but I am a little confused . Do the rules really say you have to hold a toaster?
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
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Superman and Chuck Norris had a bet once...loser wears his underwear on the outside.
"A good stickgrappler has good stick skills, good grappling, & good stickgrappling & can keep track of all 3 simultaneously. This is a good trick & can be quite effective." - Marc 'Crafty Dog' Denny
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Bad taste joke.
Robin williams committed suicide because he found out Frank Maloney had won
the part of Mrs Doubtfire 2.
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