“How’s the diet going?” I asked the wife
“Not good” she responded.
“I had an egg for breakfast”.
“Fried?” I probed
“No, Cadbury’s”.
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“How’s the diet going?” I asked the wife
“Not good” she responded.
“I had an egg for breakfast”.
“Fried?” I probed
“No, Cadbury’s”.
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My wife has just nominated me to do the ice bucket challenge but I am a little confused . Do the rules really say you have to hold a toaster?
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Superman and Chuck Norris had a bet once...loser wears his underwear on the outside.
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Bad taste joke.
Robin williams committed suicide because he found out Frank Maloney had won
the part of Mrs Doubtfire 2.
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I thought Colin Montgomery had got that part ?Originally Posted by roberto duran legend
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What do you call a good looking guy in England?
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no, The Answear is,Dark Lord Al
A tourist,
Okej another one, What seems to be really expensive in England
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Prostitutesno, The Answear is,Dark Lord Al
A tourist,
Okej another one, What seems to be really expensive in England
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A tourist,
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I never consider myself good looking , however those who think I'm ugly are entitled to their average opinion.Prostitutesno, The Answear is,Dark Lord Al
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I thought it was a jokeHad no idea, but i was thinking of the dentistProstitutesno, The Answear is,Dark Lord Al
A tourist,
Okej another one, What seems to be really expensive in England
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It was, don't wanna make you english guys mad!I thought it was a jokeHad no idea, but i was thinking of the dentistProstitutesno, The Answear is,Dark Lord Al
A tourist,
Okej another one, What seems to be really expensive in England
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You have gone all German and telling not funny jokes. Where is your sense of humor again?It was, don't wanna make you english guys mad!I thought it was a jokeHad no idea, but i was thinking of the dentistProstitutesno, The Answear is,Dark Lord Al
A tourist,
Okej another one, What seems to be really expensive in England
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Okok! imma share a really good one!You have gone all German and telling not funny jokes. Where is your sense of humor again?It was, don't wanna make you english guys mad!I thought it was a jokeHad no idea, but i was thinking of the dentistProstitutesno, The Answear is,Dark Lord Al
A tourist,
Okej another one, What seems to be really expensive in England
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