Any good jokes ????

[Xwetie]

Easy way to enlarge your breasts
A man had grown tired of his wife constantly asked about how she looked. That he had purchased a full-length mirror to her did not help. One day when she stood and watched herself, she began to complain that her breasts were too small.

The man then came up with a proposal. - "If you take some toilet paper and rub it between your breasts once a day then you should probably see that your breasts will get bigger."
Willing to try anything for the sake of looks, got the woman a piece of paper and started to rub.

"How long does this before it starts to work?" the woman asked.
"They will get bigger in a few years" the man replied.
The woman stopped her treatment and asked, "Why would my breasts become larger after a few years just because I rub toilet paper between them?"
The man shrugged his shoulders and smiled. "Why not? Has it worked on your butt so it works well on the breasts."
The man survived. With hard training and physical therapy, he may even be able to walk again.

[Xwetie]