Goals

[Dia bando]

Setting and achieving goals makes life worth living. Yesterday, my goal was to drink two cans of beer for every year that I have been alive. While I am not as old as dirt, I know guys that ground down rocks to make all that happen. We are talking about a good size pile of beer cans.
Unfortunately, I lost focus around 1978. I think that, with training and effort, I can do better next time.

I was looking at 108 can's of beer for myself, maybe over a month or so mate that's
a lot of beer good luck, remember when your young drinking large amounts of beer came easy,
now at our age best to just think about it.

[greynotsoold]

My friend came over last night. When he got here, my dog was standing by the door, waiting for somebody to open it so she could run away from home. There was a pile of beer cans in my living room bigger than Ricardo Lopez. I had my right shoe off and was scratching my foot with my left hand. My right hand was over my left eye, my nose was pressed against the computer monitor and I was watching either a Jose Napoles fight or a Rose Tattoo video.
And he asked me if I wanted to go to the bar and have a few shots.

[Gandalf]

Good man, I wish I could drink that much. I generally lose lucidity at around the age of 4. I am talking about pints here, which is a lot for any child. As Minister of Alcohol as appointed by Walrus, I salute you on your effort.

[boyla]

A noble goal, I have a few but the main two are to get married and finish my degree, I did two years of a three year degree, will take my 2-3 years finishing this with open university, but means I can send my kids to private school.
None of my family went to private school and until I was 16 none of them even attended a university.

Other goals are to box as an amateur, lose weight, buy a nice car (which means car <8 years old and has a working CD player/mp3). Quit my job and get a higher paying one, find a barber who can give me a good haircut, have 2 kids, buy some comfortable socks and underwear, and travel I really do enjoy traveling.

[Andre]

My friend came over last night. When he got here, my dog was standing by the door, waiting for somebody to open it so she could run away from home. There was a pile of beer cans in my living room bigger than Ricardo Lopez. I had my right shoe off and was scratching my foot with my left hand. My right hand was over my left eye, my nose was pressed against the computer monitor and I was watching either a Jose Napoles fight or a Rose Tattoo video.
And he asked me if I wanted to go to the bar and have a few shots.

So was there any talent at the bar?

[Andre]

Setting and achieving goals makes life worth living. Yesterday, my goal was to drink two cans of beer for every year that I have been alive. While I am not as old as dirt, I know guys that ground down rocks to make all that happen. We are talking about a good size pile of beer cans.
Unfortunately, I lost focus around 1978. I think that, with training and effort, I can do better next time.

I was looking at 108 can's of beer for myself, maybe over a month or so mate that's
a lot of beer good luck, remember when your young drinking large amounts of beer came easy,
now at our age best to just think about it.

I recon if I had over 12 cans now you would probably have to call in a Mica ambulance.

"Clear! , Oooh whats that fizzy noise'?

[Dia bando]

Setting and achieving goals makes life worth living. Yesterday, my goal was to drink two cans of beer for every year that I have been alive. While I am not as old as dirt, I know guys that ground down rocks to make all that happen. We are talking about a good size pile of beer cans.
Unfortunately, I lost focus around 1978. I think that, with training and effort, I can do better next time.

I was looking at 108 can's of beer for myself, maybe over a month or so mate that's
a lot of beer good luck, remember when your young drinking large amounts of beer came easy,
now at our age best to just think about it.

I recon if I had over 12 cans now you would probably have to call in a Mica ambulance.

"Clear! , Oooh whats that fizzy noise'?

Maybe a piss bottle at the side of the bed.

[Kirkland Laing]

Unfortunately I could do this. Definitely if you give me a bit of marching powder to keep me going. I'm one of those people who has hollow legs and can drink round the clock. And I'm not being boastful here, I wish I had the throw up/fall over/asleep mechanism most people have. Every weekend kicks the ever loving shit out of my liver.

I was on holiday recently for a few weeks and halfway through I got food poisoning and my liver started singing the Hallelujah chorus when it realised it was getting a couple of days off from being deluged. It really was, it wasn't all the dope I'd eaten.

[Dia bando]

Goals to see if I can ever drink Whisky again,! got blind arss holes drunk on the stuff on my
21 birthday, the smell the taste it may seem a stupid goal but it's one I would like to do.

[Beanz]

Unfortunately I could do this. Definitely if you give me a bit of marching powder to keep me going. I'm one of those people who has hollow legs and can drink round the clock. And I'm not being boastful here, I wish I had the throw up/fall over/asleep mechanism most people have. Every weekend kicks the ever loving shit out of my liver.

I was on holiday recently for a few weeks and halfway through I got food poisoning and my liver started singing the Hallelujah chorus when it realised it was getting a couple of days off from being deluged. It really was, it wasn't all the dope I'd eaten.

Marching powder is cheating. Maybe that's why Ricky Hatton got food poisoning to stop him drinking for a bit When I used to smoke green I was never that bothered about drinking, but now my alcohol tolerance is terrible, because of health, it means I spend less on getting pissed on the rare occasion I do.