Bruno would have smashed fury

[Fenster]

You're Sicilian, right? Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned.

Way back then, Sicilians were like wops from Northern Italy. They all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but then the Moors moved in there and they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later that Sicilians still carry that gene.

Now if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying?

[Dropanuke]

You're Sicilian, right? Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned.

Way back then, Sicilians were like wops from Northern Italy. They all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but then the Moors moved in there and they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later that Sicilians still carry that gene.

Now if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying?

True romance right?

[Fenster]

@Master - THINK before you play super censor.

Eric's original post is a quote from the film True Romance. My post was a quote from the film True Romance. It's one of the most celebrated Quentin Tarantino scenes in film history.

[Fenster]

Here you go, enjoy you fucking fuddy duddy muppet

[ykdadamaja]

Fury is a very odd case. Odd in that he isn't spectacular, and he doesn't blind you with hand speed, dazzle you with ring movement, impresses you with ring generalship, stuffs you into a corner when cutting off the ring, or overwhelms you with bone-crushing power.

Fury just does the basic things with his height very, very well. Just basic jab and stay out of reach with keeping his head out of a puncher's way and gets in a few clubbing shots- if you go down, then that's on you.

The one thing that Fury does very, very well is fighting off of the back-foot- back-pedalling throwing shots. You can follow Fury if you wish, but be mindful that THAT doesn't mean he won't be fighting back, or cowering in a corner and you can just bully him around.

With that being said, I would find someone like Bruno causing Fury problems to be a little bit of a stretch.

Bruno just doesn't have the hand speed and punch coordination to ko Fury, and he won't out-score Fury either. Fury wouldn't knock him out either.

It will be a 12 round snoozer to a Fury UD unless Bruno gasses out and quits in the later rounds.... either in ring or on his stool. But we know Bruno won't quit on his stool.

[Master]

Sorry @Fenster went over my head.

[Fenster]

Sorry @Fenster went over my head.

Let you off, although it's a bit disconcerting that you would think I'm drunk at 10am, I have standards, I never start drinking before noon.