Which came first the dinosaur, man or simultaneous creation?

[ryanman]

I think man was everywhere. Then one day one was born with a dinosaur head just for no reason at all.
Then someone else was born with dinosaur legs. Then they got together and produced the first full dinosaur. Pretty sure that's what happened.

[Mark TKO]

I don't want to jump to any conclusions, but look... dinosaurs and man, two species separated by 65 million years of evolution have just been suddenly thrown back into the mix together.

How can we possibly have the slightest idea what to expect?

[Master]

Dinosaurs came first, men came from dinosaurs and evolved away from them.

[Plopeater]

I wish I could find some dino shit

[pacfan]

I guess it really doesn't matter cuz anyways, we're as good as 'em dino cousins of ours. But I'm pretty sure the crocs came first. They're lot smarter and you can see them in congress or the parliament...

[Gandalf]

Perhaps dinosaurs were the original lab grown Al Qaeda and were raised and fed on children (linking traditional government terror subsidisation and child abuse) by a group of men (early government) to terrorise another group and then the dinosaurs turned on them and what ensued is like today. Of course a tiny elite group of men are funding both sides and eating children whilst everyone else is in a blind panic. People, the dinosaurs just wanted to be spoken to and not be treated like monsters. We fed them children and grew them in labs.....what did you expect? Man was the original monster.

[Beanz]

I wish I could find some dino shit

Find a spade and start digging. Might be a bit crunchy by now.