When you are facing off and the ref is blabing the same shit he told you both in the changing rooms, look down at GG nuts and say "what the fucks that!" Both him and GG will both look down at which time you get them both under the chin softly, laugh and say "have a great night gentlemen".

Dont forget once the real beating begins theres the fall down after being hit trick and sub consciously tackling one of GGs legs and bringing him down too.

Then theres the 'lets bring the ref into it trick too'. If you are tiring and need a rest mid round wild swing and take the ref out.

Take a drink as the bell goes as you are rising off off your chair spit it out in front of you then slip on it on your ass,stay down have a nap for a minute.

Then call the doctor over to your corner, tell him joke while the cameras are vieing for position.