Hey Bill , I met Ali yesterday, and he gave me a bag of sweets that he said he took off you nearly 50 years ago. He said he was feeling a bit guilty, because it was only meant to be a joke , but you ran away so quickly , screaming and bawling that he couldn't let you have them back .
He asked if I could pass them on to you, so if you send me a forwarding address , I'll get them posted to you.
Hopefully , then finally you will have closure on your hatred of Ali, and also have the comfort that albeit you were Shitting yourself, you also outsprinted the Greatest!