Quote Originally Posted by Memphis View Post
Oh dear


I wish that letter was written by Jo the subby for RBS, I really do, it was quite funny, some good points, a bit wordy, a bit like Russell Brand wrote it to be honest.


My guess is that Jo is real, but he probably works for Mitie as a concierge for £4.50 an hour and isn't very bright, he did indeed have his lunch interrupted by Brand, but he didn't then set about wording a Russell Brandesque letter that he passed onto the Independent. He probably murmured something about lunch being ruined which was heard by an enthusiastic journalist who then set to work. Jo didn't have pasta or paella, he had a pot noddle and a scotch egg, Jo's a greedy cunt. Bit like those wanker bankers!

I find it entirely plausible that was written by a non-professional. We have all seen what passes for Journalism today and even The Independent does not seem to employ anyone with such panache