Do you dance?

[Master]

I gave up dancing after Saturday Night Fever. My moves seem dated if I tried them now.

[Andre]

I sort of get what you are saying Miles, socially in clubs to pick up it looks silly and so obvious like hundreds of seals on beach on all rising up and bumping along slobbering over each other.
Its more difficult to dance if you have a pole up your ass from those thoughts so alcohol could be just the stick remover required.

I wouldnt mind learning basic rock n roll steps just for the exercise if out and making your woman attended to, as they seem to like that shit.

Dance can be amazing its art as well.

This is on another level:


Love this ladies work:

[IamInuit]

I used to be in a dance group that modeled itself after the LOCKERS. Floppy hats and knickers right through to zuit suits. We popped and locked. The closest thing to our style post 1985 would have been a guy names Shabadoo. 4 guys in our group. 2 black and 2 white. We traveled all through Canada and California. Old school funk based. I can still cut the rug.

[Gandalf]

I've nothing against people who dance, but just find it very strange. When I have a drink, I just want to talk and in bars they play the most terrible, cheesy music. So why anyone would get the urge to throw off a few moves is just beyond me. Not that I would even dance to good music, you should listen to the lyrics and just enjoy it. Waving my body around randomly is just not a very constructive thing to do. Dancing seems to be something almost primal, a relic from the cave, but now incited through alcohol and loudspeakers. I'm surprised they aren't surrounded by slabs of raw meat and genetically reconstructed woolly mammoths to complete the experience.

I know I could be branded a complete bore for not wanting to partake in a pre-orgy ritual or watch ballet which oftentimes seems to be a type of soft core pornography with the tight clothes and suggestive poses. To think they put all their time into essentially a high brow version of shaking one's booty. Then there are the likes of Miley Cyrus and I just think 'Whore'. That is just obscene and then little kids want to copy. Is it any wonder that society is going wrong and it all boils down to dance.

I guess if people are going to dance, then I think it should be tasteful and at the very least people should wear suits and nice dresses like in civilised times and in Audrey Hepburn and Fred Astaire's Funny Face.

[Andre]

Ahcccchh! Spit. Give my camels back
You didn't even watch the gift of the Persian belly dancer!

[Andre]

I think I would start moving to the beat if this style came on.

Then again its only for all the movers and shakers in the sack.

[Andre]

[Gandalf]

Ahcccchh! Spit. Give my camels back
You didn't even watch the gift of the Persian belly dancer!

I didn't sit through, Andre. I can understand the intent and how it is supposed to be sensual and sensitive, but I just find myself giggling at the seriousness of it all. Then when I see people dancing in a really fun way, I just get the rutting seals image you mentioned earlier, then when it is pop singers I just think 'Slut!'. Dancing provokes all of these responses in me, but I seldom sit there and think 'I need to do a bit of that'.

I'm honestly fine with people dancing, but they should never expect me to take them seriously, and they should never try to make me do it. It would be like a Sun newspaper journalist telling me that they write for a living. I would spit out me/my tea all over them in hysterics. 'You're a what? Bahahahaha!'. I know I am wicked.

[Master]

Ahcccchh! Spit. Give my camels back
You didn't even watch the gift of the Persian belly dancer!

I was waiting for that skirt to come down a couple of inches more.

[Beanz]

Miles people dance as an expression of joy. Remember that ? Joy? Where you let your hair down and drop silly foppish pretensions? The fact that you don't like any black music or music with any kind of soul or bassline would make it quite difficult for you to dance. I suppose you could march to your far right white boy preening bullshit stuff, but even then you might feel a bit unlike a robot, which in your world is probably as disgusting to you as "the things gay people do". Have a nice Christmas you miserable fucker

[imp]

I used to be in a dance group that modeled itself after the LOCKERS. Floppy hats and knickers right through to zuit suits. We popped and locked. The closest thing to our style post 1985 would have been a guy names Shabadoo. 4 guys in our group. 2 black and 2 white. We traveled all through Canada and California. Old school funk based. I can still cut the rug.

Any footage?

C'mon..spill.

[IamInuit]

I used to be in a dance group that modeled itself after the LOCKERS. Floppy hats and knickers right through to zuit suits. We popped and locked. The closest thing to our style post 1985 would have been a guy names Shabadoo. 4 guys in our group. 2 black and 2 white. We traveled all through Canada and California. Old school funk based. I can still cut the rug.

Any footage?

C'mon..spill.

Lol no I dont but two of the guys I danced with for years went on and formed another group. Two of the guys from Street Scape danced with me for years. After I left they grabbed a couple of other guys. 3 out of 4 of them are from my home city. I found some footage of just after we parted ways and they did a pretend comparison. The tall white dude started the whole thing with me and this brought back some awesome memories

[Spicoli]

Being honest I've danced longer in my living room watching Maidana kick Broners ass than I have in any club, bar, or chicks bedroom for at least 5 years now

[imp]

I used to be in a dance group that modeled itself after the LOCKERS. Floppy hats and knickers right through to zuit suits. We popped and locked. The closest thing to our style post 1985 would have been a guy names Shabadoo. 4 guys in our group. 2 black and 2 white. We traveled all through Canada and California. Old school funk based. I can still cut the rug.

Any footage?

C'mon..spill.

Lol no I dont but two of the guys I danced with for years went on and formed another group. Two of the guys from Street Scape danced with me for years. After I left they grabbed a couple of other guys. 3 out of 4 of them are from my home city. I found some footage of just after we parted ways and they did a pretend comparison. The tall white dude started the whole thing with me and this brought back some awesome memories

I loved watching these on soul train..

Shame that program ended..

[IamInuit]

I used to be in a dance group that modeled itself after the LOCKERS. Floppy hats and knickers right through to zuit suits. We popped and locked. The closest thing to our style post 1985 would have been a guy names Shabadoo. 4 guys in our group. 2 black and 2 white. We traveled all through Canada and California. Old school funk based. I can still cut the rug.

Any footage?

C'mon..spill.

Lol no I dont but two of the guys I danced with for years went on and formed another group. Two of the guys from Street Scape danced with me for years. After I left they grabbed a couple of other guys. 3 out of 4 of them are from my home city. I found some footage of just after we parted ways and they did a pretend comparison. The tall white dude started the whole thing with me and this brought back some awesome memories

I loved watching these on soul train..


Shame that program ended..

I loved that show

Street Scape never made it to that show as it was long finished but the Lockers were on every other week. I still use a dance studio twice a week to work out. Once you learn to lock and pop you never lose it. Like riding a bike.