I know I sound a bit gay, but I genuinely feel sorry for these pop tramps. They are encouraged to butcher their faces, get boob jobs, and then shake their skinny arses for adoring equally manipulated kids and leering old men in raincoats. The entire thing just seems sleazy, plus the music is horrible. I don't watch any music television or dramas, or anything where I think abuse is common, as one shouldn't endorse it.

In terms of being in a club and seeing prototypes acting like that. Actually, I would find it a turn off seeing them dancing like that. I would be thinking what on earth are you doing, silly child? No, I really am quite settled in my ways and wouldn't be terribly impressed. I feel like I am older and have a responsibility not to encourage them. I could never lie and say 'I say, I really think you have Gangnam Style down to a tee'. I would have to change the topic and say something like 'You should probably take a rest and have a relaxing cup of tea. Your face might melt'.