Do you dance?

[Beanz]

Miles people dance as an expression of joy. Remember that ? Joy? Where you let your hair down and drop silly foppish pretensions? The fact that you don't like any black music or music with any kind of soul or bassline would make it quite difficult for you to dance. I suppose you could march to your far right white boy preening bullshit stuff, but even then you might feel a bit unlike a robot, which in your world is probably as disgusting to you as "the things gay people do". Have a nice Christmas you miserable fucker

[Beanz]

In fact come to think of it you sound more and more like the Taliban every day

[Gandalf]

You take it all so seriously! Lighten up, it is just a throwaway Christmas dance thread. You can dance all you like, I really don't mind. I never dance and could never in a million years find the joy in dancing to Kangnam style (only the horror of listening to it), but if others find it fun, then each to their own. It's a playful thread and I thought it came across with corny lines about being verbose and pretty. Obviously a little bit wacky, though not get on your feet and boogey wacky. Off over your head it goes once more.....'You sound more like the Taliban everyday'.....bahahaha!

It's boxing day, put on your red shoes and dance the blues.