Quote Originally Posted by Memphis View Post
Had to ride my bike into work this morning, no fun at all. I don't help myself to be fair. I did nothing to look after my bike during the cold spell other than dump it in the garden. It followed suit and looked after me equally as poorly on the ride in. Brakes, gears, frozen. I toyed with the idea of stopping and pissing over it in an effort to loosen things up but I've been caught with my cock out in public before. No judge is going to believe I did it this time around for the right reasons.
You should look after your bike like you would your car or woman.

I forgot to lock my bike today rushing for the train and was worried that it would not be there when I got back.