my apologies to all of France

[Andre]

Secretary of state John Kerry had a press conference in France where he had James Taylor play you've got a friend. Don't get me wrong, I love James Taylor, he's a great musician but I find Kerry doing this performance at this time is rather insulting. For the next tragedy perhaps he'll bring AC/DC. Please France, forgive us for allowing this to happen, we the people did not approve it.

that is the gayest, corniest, most superficial, most meaningless, ...trite, insincere, pretentious, dog-eared, nasal-sounding, employee-insulting, shoe-shining, asinine, boorish, crass, ridiculous, idiotic, stupidest, most typical thing an American politician could do.

Well, then I guess this would be the appropriate song...

You could come to Australia and sing that to our government, they seem to follow you along blindly.