Miss Universe

[Andre]

They sent my entry form back to me. I told them I'd won the Saddoboxing Forum Gay Of The Year 2014 award but they claimed they'd never heard of it. I sent Donald Trump a few nude selfies to try and get a wild card entry but he didn't get back to me. Fuckers.

I think Donald is into scratch and sniff photos,you need to send him one.

[Beanz]

Donald's hair is the eighth wonder of the world. Almost as amazing as Dennis Wise' syrup

[greynotsoold]

This sort of thing should always be part of the show.

[Master]

Tito, you know the rules. It does not count without pictures.

[TitoFan]

You're right, @Master . What was I thinking....


https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...tRbR3jEwg27HFB



Let me see what else I can dig up.