Lyle, now we know why you never posted a photo

[raleights]

if he is lets holocaust him

[Gandalf]

if he is lets holocaust him

Ooh thats harsh!! Funny though!

Hitler suffered from uncontrolled flatulence. That must have been awful.

No reason for mass genocide I guess though.

Are you having any bouts of flatulence out there, Raleights?

[raleights]

I got a joke for you Lyle


There's a trucker going down the highway, got a full load in the back he's about to drop off. He makes it to his drop, empties the load and starts to head back home. Well on his way home he notices a sign that says 'Bowling Balls - 50 cents!'. After seeing this sign he thinks to himself wow, thats a killer deal I could really make some money! So he buys the load of bowling balls and gets back on the highway. After a while of driving he spots these 2 colored boys pushing a bicycle with a flat tire, and being the nice guy he is the trucker pulls over and offers the boys a lift - but the only condition was that they ride in the back with the bowling balls since there's not enough room in the cab. The 2 little boys agree without hesitation since their house is only a couple of miles away, and they back on the road once again. Not a few seconds later the driver gets pulled over by a state trooper. The officer goes through all the motions, asking for license and registration, and eventually gets around to asking whats in the back of the truck. The trucker truthfully tells him I got a load of bowling balls back there, and just doing his job the officer tells him I'd like to have a look if you don't mind..... So they make their way to the back of the truck and the driver opens up the door

The trooper quickly takes a step back, draws his gun and says "Bowling balls my ass! Them are n-igger eggs, 2 of em done hatched and stole a bicycle!

[raleights]

if he is lets holocaust him

Ooh thats harsh!! Funny though!

Hitler suffered from uncontrolled flatulence. That must have been awful.

No reason for mass genocide I guess though.

Are you having any bouts of flatulence out there, Raleights?

No I'm not miles, but being the true southerner that I am I had to look up the word flatulence on dictionary.com

[Gandalf]

if he is lets holocaust him

Ooh thats harsh!! Funny though!

Hitler suffered from uncontrolled flatulence. That must have been awful.

No reason for mass genocide I guess though.

Are you having any bouts of flatulence out there, Raleights?

No I'm not miles, but being the true southerner that I am I had to look up the word flatulence on dictionary.com

Did you smell the aroma of an anonymous cool clicker....non flatulent by the way!

Lyle might need some valium or something...he's bouncing off the walls these days!

[raleights]

I agree he needs valium, as a matter of fact if he were to take 30 valiums and never wake up again the world's overpopulation issue would be helped by 0.000000000000000000000000001%

harsh but think about it folks....

oh yeah anonymously back at ya, I'm sure you were hoping for non-flatulent but you can shit in one hand and... well you know the rest

[Gandalf]

I agree he needs valium, as a matter of fact if he were to take 30 valiums and never wake up again the world's overpopulation issue would be helped by 0.000000000000000000000000001%

harsh but think about it folks....

oh yeah anonymously back at ya, I'm sure you were hoping for non-flatulent but you can S*** in one hand and... well you know the rest

Quality post, absolutely hilarious!!

Gas issues and prices are an issue in most societies so Ive no issue with the whole shit in the hand business. Its just the way that some cultures evolve...

As for Lyle on a relaxing thing like Valium....can you imagine the opposite??

Really, Lyle is the best advert for saying no to drugs!! He's mental without, imagine him on! whoa!!!

[Gandalf]

I agree he needs valium, as a matter of fact if he were to take 30 valiums and never wake up again the world's overpopulation issue would be helped by 0.000000000000000000000000001%

harsh but think about it folks....

oh yeah anonymously back at ya, I'm sure you were hoping for non-flatulent but you can S*** in one hand and... well you know the rest

Quality post, absolutely hilarious!!

Gas issues and prices are an issue in most societies so Ive no issue with the whole S*** in the hand business. Its just the way that some cultures evolve...

As for Lyle on a relaxing thing like Valium....can you imagine the opposite??

Really, Lyle is the best advert for saying no to drugs!! He's mental without, imagine him on! whoa!!!

And hello Lyle!

Its all in jest from me! No going mentalistic, please!

[El Kabong]

I like how whenever I respond people are just shocked at how enraged I am...I guess it's due to the lack of tone and inflection in written communication.

I'm not angry at you guys...some of the stuff is funny, but some of it has been done to death....






that's it I'm coming to England!

I expect to be welcomed with open arms


Why look it's raghleights the chimney sweep....why of course I'll give you 2 pence for a clean chimney!

[raleights]

Same here all in jest

Actually I would pay to see Lyle on acid

[Gandalf]

Same here all in jest

Actually I would pay to see Lyle on acid

That would be a sight, would I pay to see it?? Well, yes!

[El Kabong]

.....oh you missed it I just got done with a trip


Too bad

[AdamGB]

It's sad really... Dick Van Dyke is the only Englander that Lyle has ever known.

A true cockney from West Plains, Missouri.

[raleights]

I still say hes a 40 year old virgin

[El Kabong]

It's sad really... Dick Van Dyke is the only Englander that Lyle has ever known.

A true cockney from West Plains, Missouri.

....obviously you don't know who Dick Van Dyke is...because that dude ain't him

I know plenty of famous English people