Boxing Trivia (What only Hardcore fans know)

[Andre]

Sylvester Wilder - Boxer

Aren't past records taken into consideration?

Apparently not.

If it were up to me.....

Crumble: Sir, I'd like to renew my professional boxing license for an upcoming fight.
Me: Sure thing. What is your professional record thus far?
Crumble: Uhh... 0-30, sir.
(pause)
Me: Okaaaay.... How many of those losses have been by knockout?
Crumble: All 30 of them, sir.
(longer pause)
Me: Uhh... son... have you considered a change in career?

Crumble: Hey now you just look here,I'm a Saddo masochist, This way I dont have to pay anyone for a beating,matter of fact I get paid to take one, Im way ahead, its a win win.