Worst/Craziest Excuses a Boxer ever made for losing

[Bill Paxtom]

~ Muhammad Ali ~

After getting his 'ass-whipped' and 'jaw-smashed' by Ken Norton.

"I didn't train properly."
"I took Norton too lightly."
"He was fighting for the U.S. Government."
"It was the West Coast air. I'm not used to that type of Pacific wind."

[Master]

~ Muhammad Ali ~

After getting his 'ass-whipped' and 'jaw-smashed' by Ken Norton.

"I didn't train properly."
"I took Norton too lightly."
"He was fighting for the U.S. Government."
"It was the West Coast air. I'm not used to that type of Pacific wind."

More lies. Joker.

[TitoFan]

Not for losing... but still relevant...

~ Muhammad Ali - upon getting caught by Bill Paxtom reaming Bill's girlfriend and making her squeal like a stuck pig, resulting in $$ and years worth of psychiatric therapy for Billy ~


"Hey man... it's not my fault. She stripped down naked in front of me and said she wanted to be with a real man for once."

[Bill Paxtom]

Muhammad Ali

After getting a complete 'ass-whipping' by Sir Larry Holmes.

"It was the diet pills."

"Larry never beat me. It was the diet-pills he beat."

[Master]

Muhammad Ali

After getting a complete 'ass-whipping' by Sir Larry Holmes.

"It was the diet pills."

"Larry never beat me. It was the diet-pills he beat."

Bill perpetuating more lies to compensate for his tiny penus.

[brocktonblockbust]

Leave Mercury and Venus out of this, Master.

[Beanz]

Muhammad Ali

After getting a complete 'ass-whipping' by Sir Larry Holmes.

"It was the diet pills."

"Larry never beat me. It was the diet-pills he beat."

Bill perpetuating more lies to compensate for his tiny penus.

He has a penus? Or a penis even?

[Master]

Either way Bill is a dick.