Muslims go Crazy during anti-islamic movie in Sweden

[walrus]

Jesus was full of shit; turning the other cheek will only get you slapped silly.

Jesus meant that do not let evil manipulate you. If you are punched to be provoked - better turn the other cheek.

When u say Jesus said , you actually mean which ever fictional writer said that.

Big AL has hit the nail on the head here and so has GREY. There were actually three different men named Jesus. They all lived at the same time. one was the bastard child of the supposed Virgin Mary hahaha and a Roman Centurian named pAndera. ...another Jesus was a Jewish rabbi from Nazareth who went to Egypt to study black magic and sorcery and came back to trick the people. There are two separate entries in the Jewish Talmud about these two separate Jesus people. Over time the antics and the actions and the life stories of both of these two separate people named Jesus slowly mixed together into one fictitious character who performed and said things that both of these men said combined. A third Jesus was the Teacher of Righteousness who lived among the Essenes and who preached in the desert. Gospels from writers that lived at the same time as this teacher of righteousness have been found in Egypt and they are called the Gnostic Gospels.
three men named Yeshua but only one fantastic Mystikal individual man came out of it and all the facts and stories of the three men are now attributed to this fictional character. To make matters worse at the Council of Nicea about 300 years later the Romans really f***** things up and further tweaked and edited and took great liberties with the stories for political reasons and to streamline the religion. What an absolute crock of s***.

Wrong. But what the heck, I'll just let it go