Well.... it's all clear now.
The kind policewoman explained that they had to shut the lemonade stand down because they were not aware of:
1. How the lemonade was made.
2. Who made the lemonade.
3. What the lemonade was made with.
Personally, I think the public was saved from a potential menace, as these little pony-tailed girls could've been mass murderers or even terrorists, out to poison mankind.
Freeze!! Put down the pitcher and back away from the stand!!
I think the girls got off easy. The cops could've asked:
1. Do you have the proper permitting to run a lemonade stand?
2. Do you have a spill prevention program?
3. Do you provide sufficient handicapped parking spaces for your business?
4. Are you in violation of any local labor laws?
5. Etc.
6. Etc.
Laws...
I think the next law to go into the books should be aimed at limiting the number of frivolous and needless laws, and stop wasting thousands of dollars of taxpayers' hard earned money.
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