Announcing name

[Mathias]

My name is __________. The first perosn who calls me anything but ___________ is going to get busted in the booger castle by one of these (shake your fist and smile maniacally). Now folks, I know some of you can easily kick my teeth out, but that won't stop me from sticking my fist up your right nostril should you call me other name except ________.

cc that's a good one too,that way they'll never ever forget